Two Stupid Things

The other day I went to a meeting at church. I decided to help out in the library and it was clean-up day so I went to help out. As I was straightening some shelves of books I happened to look down and I realised that I had put on my shirt inside out. I didn't notice it earlier because the side seam allowances were finished off very nicely. But I felt around the back of the neck and, low and behold, there was the manufacturers tag exposed for all the world to see. What to do, oh, what to do! Well, I just fluffed up my hair in the back and tried to hide the tag. I also made every attempt not to turn my back on anyone, which is kind of hard since the shelves I was cleaning were bolted to the wall. No one said anything. Were they just being polite? On the way home I realized I didn't have my seat belt on. Horrors! How did that happen? I grabbed my seat belt with my right hand and steered the car with my left hand. I pulled on the belt but it kept retracting every time I tried to secure it. Do you know that it is basically impossible to fasten a seat belt with one hand while driving AND attempting to drive in a straight line? I was wavering a bit. Yes, wavering. I was afraid a policeman would notice the loose seat belt and ticket me. Fortunately, I came to a stop light and was able to fasten the seat belt safely and securely. Whew!! Then I went home and ate a bag of M and M's (the medium size) by myself. I felt so much better. Then I locked the door and went to bed.