Wrimpled--A New Word

I went to the grocery store yesterday. I was checking the eggs in the carton before I put them in my basket. One egg had a very unusual texture to the shell. "It's wrimpled!" I said. "No it's wrinkled. I mean dimpled. Oh, heck, it IS wrimpled." And thus another new word was added to my wacky vocabulary. Wrimpled (adj.)--the combining of the words wrinkled and dimpled. Often used to describe uneven surface texture of an object. Can be applied to the human body, as well.